Women vs. Airplanes

After a long hiatus I have returned!  Please, hold your applause until the end.  I know you have all missed me, all six or seven of you.  Either that or you just don't really care which is fine too.  If my mind doesn't get too fried from all the work, school, and single-father commitments, I will try to continue speaking my piece every week or so.  I don't really care if people are interested in what I have to say, but I'll just say it anyways because it makes me giggle like a school girl hooked on Pop Rocks and diet soda. 

That being said, welcome back to the oddity that is me...hope you enjoy.

1. When there is something wrong, big or small, it usually takes hours to fix the problem…


2. All the good ones that will take you anywhere you want to go have babies in them already…

3. They can be extremely loud and difficult to talk over…

4. You will never find one that isn’t carrying a bag or two…

5. You must always be prepared for a rough landing on any given day…

6. When you are inside a small one it can feel a little tight…

7. They are almost always very awesome to look at...

There.  You have it.  Are you happy now?  Please send me a comment so that I know somebody cares.  No... Fine.   Until next time,   Horty AWAAAAYYYYYY